I think that one day I would like to own a store called The End. We could sell all sorts of fashionable goods, like jam made by the Amish or something. Then I could advertise for the store by putting up signs in the area, they would read:
THE END
IS NEAR
only two more blocks
Then I would pay bums to hold up the signs on street corners to help draw even more attention. I could have more signs that said things like “THE END IS NEAR: Better Accessorize!” or “THE END IS NEAR: Its time for a new hat!”
Basically I’m going to make a million dollars.
I’ve been cruising around the internets a bit recently and I’ve found a couple images that would look beautiful printed out and framed. This first piece is by Enfuego(Hi Katie!) and is awesome. The Glasses, the exposure, the whole tone. It’s a wonderful balance and I likes it.
Our second cool picture to frame is actually from a 1960’s guide to building Fallout Shelters. Luckily there are bloggers out there that save this stuff and put it online. This little kid is reading a guide to surviving nuclear holocaust..
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Our Final, piece isn’t actually something I would frame. It’s a little image I made. I saw it on a stencil on some kids deviantart page but I can’t find it anymore. He’s from Austria and recently died. If anyone knows what I’m talking about feel free to comment and give us a link.
[nanowrimo update]: Despite taking several days off from writing I’m ahead again! Whoo!
Tonight I was writing at Barnes and Nobles. I didn’t even buy any food there! It was great! I tried to see if they had the three mousquetaires in french but they didn’t. I had the intention to buy something but nothing to buy. Then I saw this months rolling stone. I’ve never read that particular publication before as it looks like trash. This time however, I picked it up. Inside was a wonderful article about Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The following doesn’t really have much to do with the interview, its just some reflections I had afterwards.
Society’s Mirror:
The Daily Show and the Colbert report are probably more trusted than real news shows. It seems to me that just about every edifice for news has a slant. You can’t really trust anyone. One day the news is a study showing that wine makes your body super extra awesome cool and the next it turns out that it actually liquefies your insides. Everyone has such a huge agenda with everything that everything is obviously wrong. Like with Bush, either he is the best president we’ve ever had or he’s a maniacal mad man that ordered 9/11. Both are flat out wrong. The Daily show also has an agenda. The difference is that their agenda is to make me laugh. And they do a damn good job too.
The Daily show is awesome because, to me, it reflects society. Politics are a joke without a punchline and because of the Daily Show, now we have that punchline. It points out the absurdity of the whole system and keeps me laughing. I therefore salute you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. You get a Narcore Awesome on the Whack Awesome Rector Scale. Good job, its the highest anyone has ever gotten!
I have some musical website endorsements for y’all tonight. The first is called mp3tunes. Basically it stores music you upload on a server that allows you to manage your music remotely and sink it to up to 3 different computers for free (more computers if you have a paid account). It also lets you listen to your music library from any computer. This is cool for those of us that have multiple work stations and load music in different places. If I add music to my library at work then when I get home I can just have mp3tunes sync up the new tracks to my hard drive. Another cool thing is that rather than just uploading your tracks to mp3tunes you can also set it to download tracks from any url you input. So if someone posts a song you like you can have mp3tunes download it and add it to your library without downloading it directly. This brings us to the second cool site of the evening -> Sideload.com
Sideload basically just tracks music that is posted on the internet. So if someone posts a song that is legal or illegal somewhere sideload.com tracks it and lets you download it or automatically load it into your mp3tunes music locker for free. The con is that some of the links go down so you can’t download the music anymore. As long as it is up you can load that music into your mp3tunes library with just a click of a button.
Now if iTunes could do that it would be pretty cool but it can’t so it is still lame. To make things even better, all the music is DRM free so you can do whatever you want with it. Its pretty much rad and I enjoyed it so I thought you might too.
Indie Music Reviews
By way of addendum I’d like to add in a topical site that a friend of mine runs and I enjoy. Shepizzle.com is a great place to get and read music reviews on great indie bands. He always goes through the trouble of finding a few free listening resources so visitors can hear the music.
A single nanowrimo note before I dig into things. I copied Sam and put in a nanowrimo widget. Gary challenged me and as you can see is being hopelessly dominated in my whirlwind of wicked writing. Now moving on to sillier things:
Slashdot was carrying a story today about a new “Opensource” social networking site. It’s not open source as in the code is available for download (though it probably is). The founder (SFW) wanted to create a place where poeple could be completely open. As in a person can publish themselves under the GNU. The objective is to write as openly as possible and even post naked pictures of one’s self not to be erotic or sexual but just to be open.
Its basically a dumb idea because people aren’t that open with eachother for a reason. One look at my dream journal reminds me of why I don’t share it with everyone. People are complicated and you can’t just write out in bullets who they are. Full disclosure means talking about your deepest fears and darkest tempations. Sure everyone has them but they don’t leave them out to be seen because no one wants to see it. Thats why we wear clothes because we’re all much more comfortable that way.
On a deeper note: If you are 100% open with everyone than you can’t confide in anyone because you’ve already give away all your secerets and intimacy disapears in face of a flooded market.

Word Count: 6763
Before I begin just a quick correction. Last night I was at IHOP not Dennys. They are just about the same thing in my mind except IHOP doesn’t have any old school memories for me.
Anyway, tonight I tried Krispy Kreme. I spent 3.18 and got three dougnuts in addition to my hot chocolate. Not bad considering there is free Wi-Fi there. My only qualm is that the chairs on not comfortable. Despite all that I finished chapter two with some reworkings that caused me to take the story in a different direction than I had originally planned. I just noticed that my chapter countings were off. Chapters 1 and 2 are already posted so here are chapters 3 and 4. Chapter 5 is nearing complition and will be ready tomarrow. I get the feeling that my chapters are really short because I don’t know how to change scenes without starting a new chapter. hmm…
One last sidenote. I think I’m in love with my supporting female character. Shes so awesome.
Without further adue, Voici mon oeuvre en train de se faire!
Chapter 3: Back at Home
As Bordin walked home that night he couldn’t help but wonder by what providence he had been granted a companion such as Steekay. Steekay was everything that Bordin was not. It almost made him wonder if this wasn’t some sort of Fight Club styled illusion. Had he just conjured Steekay up in an effort to escape reality and become someone else? Read the rest of this entry »
Word Count: 5,184
Today I went to Dennys tonight to focus on my book and it was very effective. I wrote 3,077 words tonight and I like the new direction the book is taking. If I keep this up at the current rate my book will be done on the 20th and I’ll be horribly broke as I spent 11 bucks at Dennys. The second chapter is not yet finished so I won’t post it until it is. It will definitely be done tomorrow. I’m only about a paragraph away but I left early to see about a girl.
That didn’t work.
Anyway, the saga continues with a search for a cheaper place to write. I tried Starbucks the first night. That was $1.80. I should buy cookies and sit in the library.
Btw, I noticed some errors in the first chapter, the whole thing about Haggard being in Harry Potter, I realized today that its Hagred or something. I haven’t ever read Harry Potter.
Word count: 2,107
I have Joined the ranks and started my Nanowrimo. I also convinced Gary to start his own and the game has begun. I will be posting Chapters as I finish them up here on the blog. The book is called Why Me?
“What is NaNoWriMo, you ask?
NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month. The challenge is to write a 50,000 word novel (about 175 pages) in the 30 days of November. Everyone who finishes wins! You win your name on a list of other people who finished, and certificate (that you have to download and print out yourself), and a “Winner” image you can place on your blog.”-Courtesy of Gthing.net
I haven’t actually even re-read what I just wrote cause I’m tired, maybe I will later but if you read any big faults let me know in a comment or something and Ill fix it. Thanks.
The Prologue
The clouds parted just enough for light to shine on his eyelids. He opened his eyes hoping that the whole ordeal might have been a dream. No such luck. He strained with what strength he had left and tested the bands that held his hands captive behind him. The handcuffs hurt but it was nothing compared to the zip ties that were digging into his skin. Read the rest of this entry »