I was contemplating my new found stardom and realized that there are some other people who deserve millions of fans almost as much as I do. I present to you, our very own, Eric Hoffner:Shredder of Gnar, Defender of the Saxons. We love you Eric.

Did I mention to anyone lately that I’m totally famous? Well…just a reminder.

As a fairly direct parody on WillitBlend Sewelldirect is kicking off it’s new internet series called will it shatter. We basically take old products that are defective or discontinued and stick them in liquid nitrogen for a few minutes before we hit it with a pingpong paddle to see if it shatters. I can’t believe I’m an awesome forever internet superstar.

Autographs – $5