Don’t Ever Fly Ryanair

For those of your who don’t know Ryanair is an airline that operates out of Ireland and hates everyone. Just look at their website. It looks like a Spam site. When I went to order tickets there I accidentally navigated away from the page like 3 times because I thought I must have mistyped the url.

My reason for disliking Ryanair is much more personal.

When tried to goto the airport in Rome we had directions from the internet. We were going to follow them when a person in the subway told us that we needed to take a train from the train station. So we ran up there and got told that we couldn’t take a train there. After wasting more time, we finally got back on the subway and followed the directions that we found on the Internet. They took us to the exact opposite side of Rome than we needed to be at.

Ryanair’s policy is that you must be checked in 40 minutes before your flight. We found ourselves on the wrong side of rome with only 35 minutes to get to our check in. Taking a subway was out of the question. We had to get a taxi.

Let me draw a picture for you. Imagine me:

Don't pass out

Imagine me, bloody, arm in a sling, running on very little sleep, limping and in an considerable amount of pain running around trying to get someone to tell us how to get to the airport.

We tried to hail a taxi unsuccessfully for 10 minutes. Finally we got one and he took us to the airport. It cost 60 euros and we ran into the airport and to our checkin station. There was no one there and we were 5 minutes late.

We tried to talk to another rep from Ryanair who told us that she wouldn’t help us and that we had to go rebook a flight. Nevermind that the flight was late, nevermind that I was bleeding everywhere. It didn’t matter.

We went to the information station that she told us to go there and there was a line with no one working the counter.

We went to security and showed them our flight confirmation but they wouldn’t let us through without a boarding pass. Not really their fault. We went back to the Ryanair and waited. There was a girl there but she told everyone that her shift was over and that she wouldn’t help anyone.

Now we were 10 minutes late for check-in and the plane was still late. Boarding was no where near to starting and it would have been easy to get us on the plane, but no. Ryanair doesn’t care about it’s customers.

Finally someone showed up to help customers after another 10 minutes. The other customers in line saw our predicament and sent us ahead of them. We started trying to explain our situation to the Ryanair reps and they shh’d us.

Dejected we waited. We tried asking questions but the Ryanair employees seemed not to speak english. In utter exasperation I told Gary that I hated Italy. You have to give me a break, we’d been robbed twice (Gary got pickpocketed that morning), we’d been attacked by Italian footballers, we’d been threatened by a mobster rental place and people gave us bad directions to the airport. Oh, and we’d been ripped off just about everywhere we went.

The ryanair employee thought that this was worth commenting on and finally snapped at me in perfect english. She told me that hating Italy didn’t even make sense because she wasn’t Italian and Ryanair wasn’t an Italian company. I told her that it had nothing to do with her (not true) and that it was just the system. I was trying to be nice and take any personal offense away from my statement but she just got mad and offended anyway.

She told us we had to buy all new tickets, even though the plane hadn’t started boarding. She didn’t care that I’d been in an accident.

We finally got a flight to Barcelona, which meant we’d need to take an all night train ride to get to Madrid in time for our flight. Our tickets were 80 euros each and we didnt’ get a refund for the tickets we’d already bought.

Getting on the flight was a joke, everyone rusehed to find seats, pushing and shoving their way past me. No one thought I might need special consideration givin that I was limping horribly, arm in sling, bleeding. It was horrible.

Ryanair, from everything that I can gather does not care about their customers, they don’t care about your needs, they don’t care about you. Don’t fly ryanair.

maireadc
June 10th, 2007 3:53 am

This entry really annoys me.. a Blatant statement like the Subject Line above really gets to me. “Don’t Ever Fly Ryanair ”
Ryanair (The Airline) will Fly you from : A to B (in Europe)for very Little,
It is the Irish economy “No Frills Airline”
Only for them I would never get to see Family and Friends in Europe, God Bless them, Their Staff are wonderful, they work for a pittance this I know well, Having spoken to them on Many of my trips, but they still do a wonderful Job, You brought your frustrations of your whole trip to Italy to the Ryanair Desk and then made sure the Ryanair handling staff heard your woes, What else do you expect. I’m sure your tickets with ryanair very very reasonable other wise you would have chose another Carrier, But yet you had cheek to complain, next time take a much more expensive carrier and see how much better you will get on. You were unlucky and that is not Ryanairs Fault. I just needed to inform People I personally or any members of my Large Family have had no bad dealing with Ryanair Long may they Fly.

June 10th, 2007 7:40 am

Thanks for commenting.

My problem with Ryanair wasn’t that it’s a “no frills airline.” My problem was that they did nothing to help us.

Granted we were 5 Minutes late for checkin on a late flight but I know airlines, I know what they have to do and they could have easily let us on board allowing us to go directly to Madrid as we planned. But they refused to be understanding. They refused to help but went immediately for routes that charged us more money.

Finally, I didn’t try to pin anything on the staff, they pretended like they didn’t speak english so how was I suppose to know that any comments I made were going to be offensive?

Is that not rude?

Contrast this with Continental which we took home. When we checked in they immediately got me a wheelchair they arranaged for me to have better seats so I would have more room for my bad leg, they called ahead so that someone would be waiting for me with wheel chair adn their staff really looked out for me.

I wouldnt’ have a problem with Ryanair if they didn’t treat us like garbage. But then again, that is very european.

June 10th, 2007 8:02 am

It’s also strange that your IP addres shows up under a RIPE database query as being assigned to someone in Dublin Ireland.

Unit 4029 National Digital Park, CityWest Business Campus,
address: Naas Road, Co. Dublin, Ireland.

What a coincidence? It’s almost as if Ryanair is trolling for bad comments on their service. Maybe you should do something to correct the situation rather than trying to debase my entry. Like, I don’t know, maybe apologize?

Finally, your referring url shows that this came from your e-mail. Your job is probably to watch for bad entries on Ryanair and go defend the company. You probably have google or technorati set to alert you whenever a new page pops up.

Hey, nice try though. Next time try using Tor.

June 10th, 2007 9:57 am

At least they allow for people to snail-mail send in complaints. The ones that will most likely never be read and sit in a pile as a few Ryanair employees will probably just look at the pile of complaints and laugh. OR they possibly get more enjoyment from the complaints merely by burning them.

Here they are… the

For Complaints
Customer Services Dept
Ryanair Head Office
Dublin Airport
Co Dublin

June 10th, 2007 3:18 pm

Maireadc’s entry really annoys me.. a Blatant statement of company loyalty like “Ryanair (The Airline) will Fly you from : A to B (in Europe)for very Little,
It is the Irish economy “No Frills Airline”
Only for them I would never get to see Family and Friends in Europe, God Bless them, Their Staff are wonderful, they work for a pittance this I know well, Having spoken to them on Many of my trips, but they still do a wonderful Job, You brought your frustrations of your whole trip to Italy to the Ryanair Desk and then made sure the Ryanair handling staff heard your woes, What else do you expect. I’m sure your tickets with ryanair very very reasonable other wise you would have chose another Carrier, But yet you had cheek to complain, next time take a much more expensive carrier and see how much better you will get on. You were unlucky and that is not Ryanairs Fault. I just needed to inform People I personally or any members of my Large Family have had no bad dealing with Ryanair Long may they Fly,” is as pathetic as it is tacky. It’s your blog and your opinion that I want to read… blog on brother.

There’s the bloody pic that generates some sypmathy that i was waiting to see! I hope you get some mileage out of it with the ladies!

June 10th, 2007 11:10 pm

yo! i decided to comment since i told you i would give you my blog. i already warned you how boring it is!

but really. i was going to ask you about the red line on your arm tonight, but decided to refrain. now i can just read the blog and see the picture!

oh and now i’m afraid to ever go to italy. thanks!

hugs,

amera

June 11th, 2007 8:53 am

Dude this one time I flew Ryanair and there was a gremlin right outside my window. I tried to tell the stewardess and she was like ‘i’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbert’ in a really obnoxious Irish accent. How rude.

June 11th, 2007 4:04 pm

Ryan Air? More like “Cryin’ Air!!!!!!” Because they’ll be cryin all the way to the hospital when I punch them in the face!

[...] Ryanair took us to within an hour of Barcelona and we had to then buy a 14 euro bus ticket to get actually get into town. We met a nice girl on the plane that had also been booted from the same flight as us because she went to the bathroom or something equally ridiculous. [...]

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