This morning I woke up and was getting ready to go when I realized that I didn’t have a single dry pair of pants. They were all in the wash. What was a man to do?

I popped a mentos in my mouth and danced around like an idiot grinning cheesily until I was at my closet. I had suit pants! So I’m rocking a tie today to go with my suit pants.

MENTOS! THE FRESHMAKER!