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The End

I think that one day I would like to own a store called The End. We could sell all sorts of fashionable goods, like jam made by the Amish or something. Then I could advertise for the store by putting up signs in the area, they would read:

THE END
IS NEAR
only two more blocks

Then I would pay bums to hold up the signs on street corners to help draw even more attention. I could have more signs that said things like “THE END IS NEAR: Better Accessorize!” or “THE END IS NEAR: Its time for a new hat!”

Basically I’m going to make a million dollars.

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But how will I know that I'm entering the right end? You would probably having a sign over your entrance saying The End. But then the end is the start.
...and also you should have a memorial sign in your fist shop saying "The End started xx-xx-xxxx".

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