You know you’re a dork when…

1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge.

2. You blog about it.

3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry.

Me: “Seriously dude! Why did you eat my food?!”
Food Stealing Bastard: “I didn’t know it was yours!”
Me: “Didn’t you see how I labled the thing!!?”
Food Stealing Bastard: “DUDE! I DON’T SPEAK NERD!!!!”

4. You laugh at your own lame blog entry.

HAHahahahaha